Cabinet Ministers in M'sia

Just For Laughs... (someone wrote this)

Abdullah was so disappointed with his cabinet for being inefficient and corrupt that he decided to call on PM Lee Hsien Loong and ask him how he managed to have such an efficient and incorruptible cabinet.

On hearing Abdullah's woes, PM Lee said, 'Simple, Abdullah, I choose able men for my cabinet. 'Abdullah asked, 'Yes, but how do you know that they are able?' PM Lee replied, Just ask them simple questions to test their intelligence. They don't need to be too difficult. Let me illustrate to you.'

Just then, Tony Tan was walking by, PM Lee called out to him, 'Hey Tony, come over here.' Tony obediently walked briskly over. PM Lee asked, 'Tell me, Tony, who is your father's son?'

Tony Tan immediately replied, 'Me! Of course.' PM Lee turned to Abdullah and said, 'See, all my ministers can answer this question. Why don't you go back and try.'
Abdullah thank PM Lee and left.

Once he was back, he immediately summoned Najib, his deputy, and shot the question at him, 'Tell me, Jibby, who is your father's son?' Najib was shocked beyond words and did not know the answer

After a while, he recovered and said, 'Boss, let me find out and I'll tell you tomorrow.' Abdullah, a bit disappointed, agreed, hoping that Najib will give a good answer tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Najib was panicking that his boss was testing him. He tried desperately to find out the answer from his staff, but none of them knew the answer. The next morning, he decided to call George Bush for help.

Surely the most powerful person in the world must know the answer. When George picked up the phone, Najib said, 'Hello, George, can I ask you a question?' Bush, very busy, replied, 'Alright, but it better be good!' Najib quickly asked, Tell me, who is your father's son?'

Bush was fuming, 'Of course its me, you stupid!' and he slammed the phone down

Satisfied that he got the answer, he confidently walked into Abdullah's office and said, 'Boss, I've got the answer to your question.'

Abdullah, happy that his deputy wasn't that dumb, said, 'So tell me quick, who is your father's son, Jibby?' Najib confidently replied, 'It'’s George Bush!'

Abdullah slapped his own forehead in disgust and said, ‘Alamak! No, No, No, bodoh! It's TONY TAN!'