Oh well... time flies. I am sure if I don't write, i would not reflect.
Perhaps that's why people write - to slow down, to reflect, to gaze upon their endeavor before their next conquest. I write not because i want to, but more towards helping myself to remember the little details in life.
So much to do, so much to accomplish... time to slow down.
Read in the papers that another 3 year old kid rundown by his cousin who was reversing his car.
Then, my neighbour house got burglarized for the umpteenth time.
Ex-President of S.Korea commits suicide.
Endless politicking in Malaysia.
Maid horror stories... seems like a lot of bad news everyday that we become acclimatized.
So its probably good to go back to the Bible ;-) for a reality check.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Cabinet Ministers in M'sia
Just For Laughs... (someone wrote this)
Abdullah was so disappointed with his cabinet for being inefficient and corrupt that he decided to call on PM Lee Hsien Loong and ask him how he managed to have such an efficient and incorruptible cabinet.
On hearing Abdullah's woes, PM Lee said, 'Simple, Abdullah, I choose able men for my cabinet. 'Abdullah asked, 'Yes, but how do you know that they are able?' PM Lee replied, Just ask them simple questions to test their intelligence. They don't need to be too difficult. Let me illustrate to you.'
Just then, Tony Tan was walking by, PM Lee called out to him, 'Hey Tony, come over here.' Tony obediently walked briskly over. PM Lee asked, 'Tell me, Tony, who is your father's son?'
Tony Tan immediately replied, 'Me! Of course.' PM Lee turned to Abdullah and said, 'See, all my ministers can answer this question. Why don't you go back and try.'
Abdullah thank PM Lee and left.
Once he was back, he immediately summoned Najib, his deputy, and shot the question at him, 'Tell me, Jibby, who is your father's son?' Najib was shocked beyond words and did not know the answer
After a while, he recovered and said, 'Boss, let me find out and I'll tell you tomorrow.' Abdullah, a bit disappointed, agreed, hoping that Najib will give a good answer tomorrow.
Meanwhile, Najib was panicking that his boss was testing him. He tried desperately to find out the answer from his staff, but none of them knew the answer. The next morning, he decided to call George Bush for help.
Surely the most powerful person in the world must know the answer. When George picked up the phone, Najib said, 'Hello, George, can I ask you a question?' Bush, very busy, replied, 'Alright, but it better be good!' Najib quickly asked, Tell me, who is your father's son?'
Bush was fuming, 'Of course its me, you stupid!' and he slammed the phone down
Satisfied that he got the answer, he confidently walked into Abdullah's office and said, 'Boss, I've got the answer to your question.'
Abdullah, happy that his deputy wasn't that dumb, said, 'So tell me quick, who is your father's son, Jibby?' Najib confidently replied, 'It'’s George Bush!'
Abdullah slapped his own forehead in disgust and said, ‘Alamak! No, No, No, bodoh! It's TONY TAN!'
Abdullah was so disappointed with his cabinet for being inefficient and corrupt that he decided to call on PM Lee Hsien Loong and ask him how he managed to have such an efficient and incorruptible cabinet.
On hearing Abdullah's woes, PM Lee said, 'Simple, Abdullah, I choose able men for my cabinet. 'Abdullah asked, 'Yes, but how do you know that they are able?' PM Lee replied, Just ask them simple questions to test their intelligence. They don't need to be too difficult. Let me illustrate to you.'
Just then, Tony Tan was walking by, PM Lee called out to him, 'Hey Tony, come over here.' Tony obediently walked briskly over. PM Lee asked, 'Tell me, Tony, who is your father's son?'
Tony Tan immediately replied, 'Me! Of course.' PM Lee turned to Abdullah and said, 'See, all my ministers can answer this question. Why don't you go back and try.'
Abdullah thank PM Lee and left.
Once he was back, he immediately summoned Najib, his deputy, and shot the question at him, 'Tell me, Jibby, who is your father's son?' Najib was shocked beyond words and did not know the answer
After a while, he recovered and said, 'Boss, let me find out and I'll tell you tomorrow.' Abdullah, a bit disappointed, agreed, hoping that Najib will give a good answer tomorrow.
Meanwhile, Najib was panicking that his boss was testing him. He tried desperately to find out the answer from his staff, but none of them knew the answer. The next morning, he decided to call George Bush for help.
Surely the most powerful person in the world must know the answer. When George picked up the phone, Najib said, 'Hello, George, can I ask you a question?' Bush, very busy, replied, 'Alright, but it better be good!' Najib quickly asked, Tell me, who is your father's son?'
Bush was fuming, 'Of course its me, you stupid!' and he slammed the phone down
Satisfied that he got the answer, he confidently walked into Abdullah's office and said, 'Boss, I've got the answer to your question.'
Abdullah, happy that his deputy wasn't that dumb, said, 'So tell me quick, who is your father's son, Jibby?' Najib confidently replied, 'It'’s George Bush!'
Abdullah slapped his own forehead in disgust and said, ‘Alamak! No, No, No, bodoh! It's TONY TAN!'
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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Yipee ... managed to get 889/1000. My previous score was 888/1000.
Hopefully can finish all my papers before the end of June.
How good if life its just eat and play - no bills to worry, no problems to be concerned about.
No exams and no studies - pure fun!
Sometimes the innocence of kids really makes me think back my days as a kid.
Although i cried often ;-) but it was memorable.
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